maandag 16 april 2012

Citaten met bananen

"Hey, you've got a banana in your ear", and the guy replies, "Eh? What did you say" and the first guy says very loudly, "I said you've got a banana in your ear!". And the other guy says, "I can't hear you! I've got a banana in my ear!".

"I say, I say, I say! Why have you got a banana in your ear?"
"To keep the elephants away."
"But here aren't any elephants for miles."
"I know — effective, isn't it?"

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